Hendrix Funnies

H- "I'm gonna bop your eye out!"

Me- (Just got out of the shower and was putting lotion all over my body)
H- "You putting lotion on your big bum?"

Sometimes Hendrix forgets what he requests (like what show he wants to watch or what he wants to eat for lunch) and looks at me puzzled when I hand him something or turn on a show and says, "I said yes Elmo?" Or... "I told you I wanted cheerios?" I guess he doesn't have a very good memory.

H- (Comes running in our bedroom in the morning) "K, it's not dark outside anymore. I'm all done sleeping."

Hendrix has always been a little constipated (hence the pooping in the potty issues). While he was pooping in his diaper today, he came out of the bathroom all upset and said, "It's not working Momma." Poor guy! Thank goodness for Miralax.

H- (While singing and playing his guitar) "You won't save your money! You won't save your money! You won't save your money!" No one really knows what he's talking about.......

H- "I want to pick food."
J- "You want to pick food?"
H- "Yeah, I want to pick an apple, a carrot and a plum."
J- "We can go home and you can choose an apple in the fridge."
H- "No! I want to find a tree."
J- "An apple tree?"
H- "Yeah, I want to pick an apple, a carrot and a plum off of the tree."

Me- "Hendrix, do you need to go potty?"
H- "I don't need to go potty, I'm just touching my wiener."

Hendrix calls his belly button his "Marsh-allow." (Marshmallow)


J- "I'm gonna whop you in the face." (Just joking around, obviously. lol)
H- "NO! Not my beautiful face!"


Me- (Getting Hendrix dressed in the morning.)
H- "There! Now I'm sooo handsome!"

H- "I'm not gonna cry at church today Momma." 

H- (Brushing my hair)
Me- "Are you going to help me brush the baby's hair when she comes out?"
H- "No, she doesn't have any hair."
Me- "She might have a little bit of hair."
H- (Points to my belly) "No, see she doesn't have any hair."


Hendrix has an imaginary friend named "Stylish" (?!?*$&*) Stylish is a baby and has gray eyes. Weird..................