I ALWAY say, "Hendrix said the funniest thing today and now I can't remember what it was." Jordan replies with, "Why don't you write these things down? You need to be better at updating our blog." Thanks babe.... thanks.
Sooooo, I'm trying to remember all of the funny things he's said the last couple of months and compiling them into one blog post.
H- "I want to die so that I can go live with Jesus."
Me- "Ohhh..... uhhhh.... well..... then you wouldn't be able to see Mommy and Daddy anymore." (Can anyone please come up with a better response???? What the crap do you say to that?)
Me- "Hendrix, what do you want for lunch?"
H- "CHEESE!" (He loves shredded chedder cheese)
Me- "Let's have something else besides cheese, okay?"
H- "But cheese is like little, tiny, orange fries Momma!"
We were watching some TLC show about the world's fattest man the other day. It showed this ENORMOUS man laying in his bed and Hendrix says, "Hey! He has a big belly like Momma!" ................. That makes a pregnant woman feel super great about herself.
Me- "Hendrix, did you take all of the coins out of Mommy's wallet."
H- "No. I just put them in my piggy bank."
When Hendrix wakes up, he usually comes running into our room and says something hilarious. I don't know if he's been dreaming of certain things or what. Here are some funny things he's said recently.
H- "There's something wrong with me."
J- "What's wrong bud?"
H- "I'm all sweaty."
H- "I want to follow the string again." (The Easter Bunny made a trail of string that lead him to his hidden Easter Basket."
H- "Okay, I just already waked up Momma."
Here he is chillaxin, playin the Inno tab.