Silly Hendrix

OMG! Hendrix has been saying the most hilarious things lately so I thought I would hurry and write down the things I can remember.

Back story- We introduced Hendrix to Toy Story a couple of months ago and he's pretty much been obsessed with it. He quotes lines from the movie all day long and we seriously pee our pants everytime. He even runs around the room pretending to fly like Buzz. Some of the hilarious quotes he's said recently are:

"You wanna a piece of me?"
"RARRRRRRRR! Were you scared?"
(While hitting his chest) "Buzz, buzz, buzzzz light year to the rescue!"
"To infinity... and beyond!"
While looking at his poop in the toilet, "Somebody's poisened the water hole!"

-Jordan asked Hendrix a question while he was "reading" a book and Hendrix said, "I don't hear you."

-Hendrix tells me (with an attitude) at least 10 times everyday, "It's fine, OKAY???"

-Today I was nursing Remmi and Hendrix lifted up his shirt, looked at both of his nipples and said, "Huh. I can feed her too."

-J- "We need to take your clothes off outside because they're full of dirt."
H- "Is this outside?" (In the garage)
J- "Yeah."
H- "No, this is inside the garage you little silly."

Me- "Hendrix, is your banana muffin good."
H- "Yeah but there are lot's of little black snakes in my muffin."


While laying in bed with us one night (and wearing his favorite glow in the dark star jammies) Hendrix says:
"Momma, did you put these stars on my jammies?"
Me-" No buddy, the store did." (I was too tired for a better explanation.)
H- "Oh. Thanks store."